I have just thought of the greatest diet since the much maligned seafood-diet (apparently, there was an associated joke, but I never heard it). Now, whenever I'm feeling hungry, and in dire need of food, I'll just drink a cup of coffee. Brilliant! In fact, as soon as my hands stop shaking, I'm going to pour myself another.
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Turns out, Jonathan Brandis topped himself. Which has really spoiled my dreams of Sidekicks 2 ever being made with the original cast, forestalling his return as an arse kicking ghost, which would actually be pretty cool now that I think about it...
Due to the fact that my friends seem to think I love every movie that I see at the cinemas, I have grabbed a bunch of old movie tickets and gone through them to find the movies I really hated. Making lists of things you hate and world leaders you plan to kill are two of the main reasons for which Al Gore created the internet. So, without further ado, and in no particular order, my list o' hate:
Continue reading Movies I Have Hated.
If I had an audience, I imagine I'd have a lot of critics and detractors emailing their daily hate. So I would agree to give an interview with their leader, their head honcho, their gros fromage. I think it would go something like this :
What would you say to those that claim your website is nothing but self indulgent tripe?
I'd have to agree with them.
Oh...erm (shuffles through ten pages of notes)...and those who say the writing is terrible?
Well, I'd start with pointing out that they're fat. Then I'd make fun of their silly noses. That'd show them.
Yes...erm...thankyou for your time, my liege
I always have time for my humble subjects. Now if you'll forgive me, I'll be off to my moon base on my flying tiger. Two of the way cool things that I own...the moon base and the flying tiger that is.
End Interview
That's pretty much how I see it, though maybe with more references to my magic powers.
