There are two things that need bringing to your attention today.
Today (or indeed, yesterday by now) I did something wonderful. I went to the Raj Mahal in Shinjuku with Thad and Stan and ate huge amounts of curry at the buffet (they call buffet food 'viking' here, how cool is that?!?).
So we ate, and ate and ate. Naan and curry and salad and pakora and naan. We ate and ate some more. Then we were done. Food was no longer an option. Stan left for Japanese class and Thad and I did some Shinjuku explorin' (we found what has been billed as 'Tokyo's only anarchist bookstore').
The second thing that needs bringing to your attention is that I am officially (as of May 1st) finished my probationary period at the Company and will from now on be paid more and given greater responsibilities. That's right, more money.
Thought all y'all should know.

Whoops. I misread the headline as "Curry and Masterbation".
Off to sleep I go..
Um...I'm glad that wasn't the title.
Probably wouldn't have made for family safe reading.
Curry. Now that scares me...