Toe Surgery

Toe Surgery is a great thing to say. Why? I dunno, I guess the following reasons are okay:

1. If you mumble, you sound like you say "Joe Surgery", one of Snoopy's lesser known identities.


2. If you don't mumble, you give people visions of bloodied toes and pliers.


3. You remind people of the plight of the Toe Surgeons.


4. It is fairly underused expression, so you really hit people with the full impact of what you are saying.

So say it loud, and say it proud!