Mizzle to the Bizzle is a violent, violent place. Tram conductors beat you up, gang members shoot each other in public restaurants, and the police, well, they pull you over for violently talking on your mobile while driving!
But the weirdest thing about Mobbly Bobbly is that they have freakin' Gun Shops here! Seriously. I have seen two in the last week. Near the city! These places have big signs which proclaim them to be a "Gun Shop". I can't get over that. Who in Melbourne that isn't a police officer, a gang member or a tram conductor buys a gun?
If anyone knows why Melbourne needs gun shops, lemme know. Since I've stopped comments due to crapflodding, you'll have to email me. Since I don't read email due to spam, you'll have to ring me. Since I don't answer my phone due to telemarketers, you'll have to meet me in person. Since I'm a crazy-arse gun-totting sociopath, I wouldn't recommend that.
Peach.
