Okay, so I'm sitting here at home, minding my own business, when in wafts the most delicious barbecue smell I have ever encountered. Oh man. Some of you that know me will be aware that public barbecues are my all time favourite food occasions, so this is pure torture...I think it may be next door, but I'm afraid to look, because if it is, I'll just have to knock on their door and beg.
Arg! The agony!

Buy a portable grill like mine.
Fine. Don't make me come over there!