If I had an audience, I imagine I'd have a lot of critics and detractors emailing their daily hate. So I would agree to give an interview with their leader, their head honcho, their gros fromage. I think it would go something like this :
What would you say to those that claim your website is nothing but self indulgent tripe?
I'd have to agree with them.
Oh...erm (shuffles through ten pages of notes)...and those who say the writing is terrible?
Well, I'd start with pointing out that they're fat. Then I'd make fun of their silly noses. That'd show them.
Yes...erm...thankyou for your time, my liege
I always have time for my humble subjects. Now if you'll forgive me, I'll be off to my moon base on my flying tiger. Two of the way cool things that I own...the moon base and the flying tiger that is.
End Interview
That's pretty much how I see it, though maybe with more references to my magic powers.
